Happy birthday, my darling boy

My baby boy is 21 today. My firstborn, my oldest, my sweet, sweet boy who has gone from cuddly, curious toddler to serious, science-loving child, to brilliant high school and college student. He cooks for me, he’s my buddy to go see “Action Movies with no Redeeming Social Value,” and he’s the kindest boy I’ve…

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The Eeyore Psychic Story:

When I was in my 20s, I went to a psychic with a casual friend who was a frequenter of all things mystic. My friend said: This is the best psychic I’ve ever been to! She knows EVERYTHING! You have to talk to her too. I didn’t want to talk to her, because 1) I…

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The inescapable dork DNA

ACIMH,* Sunday edition:   Me: Will you please fill up the rice canister? There’s a huge bag of jasmine rice on the pantry shelf.   College Ninja: *gets giant bag* How do I open this?   Me: Scissors   Navy Guy: *makes doubtful noise, starts toward kitchen*   Me: Judd. Your son is almost 21…

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WARNING: CLIFFHANGER AHEAD!!

A LIMITED TIME pre-order sale!! Also, WARNING! CLIFFHANGER ALERT!! BUY LINKS HERE: https://alyssaday.com/books/february-in-atlantis/overview/ I’ve put February on Atlantis on pre-order sale for $3.99. If you’ve already pre-ordered it, your sale will reflect the reduced price. This is a limited time sale, so get it while you can. AND: drum roll!! I’ve got a real cliffhanger in…

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And then they ate him…

ACIMH*, the car trip back to college edition:   Me: What are you studying?   College Princess: French. I have a quiz today.   Me: Want me to help?   Her: No. You’re all Miss Perfect Pronunciation. It’s annoying.   Me: Want me to teach you how to sing the French National Anthem in French?…

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I have options . . .

ACIMH*: Me: Just got back-to-back recruitment messages from J-Date and Christian Mingle. Navy Guy: Is there something you want to tell me? Me: Better keep up the good work, buddy. *Actual Conversation In My House photo of us on a date, pre-marriage, to a Navy ball. look how cute we were! 🙂

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