New York Times Bestselling Author
AARGHHHH. I kept saying I won’t move this book again unless a meteor hits my house…
Family emergency, guys. I have to go out of town, fast, which means I won’t be here for launch, which means I’m having to move JUNE IN ATLANTIS yet again, which means my Atlantean warriors are going to rise up and kick my butt for you. 🙁
I’m so so sorry.
Looks like October 31 after all, since EAGLE EYE is already in the launch chute for 9/30.
ARGH.
I’m sorry. 🙁
Wrists were hurting so bad I had to dictate a lot recently. One of my fave dicta-typos:
“The ferret jumped off Charlie’s back, grabbed something in each tiny paw, and fled down the bladder.”
(Don’t you hate when ferrets flee down your bladder?)
Ferret, 7 months old, scared, surprised, frightened against white background
Celebrating our country, flaws and all. Let’s spend the year focusing on what brings us together, instead of what drives us apart. When the aliens attack, we need to be ready!! Happy 4th.
THANK YOU! Thank you so much for making release day for BLINK OF AN EYE so special!
Blink:
– is a “hot new release” at Amazon and shot up the charts!
– is “trending now” at Kobo!
– is a “hot new book” at Apple!
– is the 83rd bestselling book in the entire Nook store!!
Thank you a million billion. There were times during this horrible depression that I thought I’d never write again and now the words are finally flowing.
TO MY DARLING, LONG-SUFFERING NOOK READERS:
After the nightmare when B&N got hacked in September and gave you my (and many other authors!) “book” even though it wasn’t done OR due to be released, and you got charged $5.99 and it was a nightmare to get your money back from them, I guess it’s only fair that this time, due to that glitch, you’ll be the FIRST to get BLINK OF AN EYE.
As in: it’s there now.
HERE’S HOW TO GET IT, DIRECT FROM ANOTHER READER:
I’m sorry, everyone. I’m still not done with BLINK. Things have been very difficult. I hope another week or so but I’m putting in the official delay to end of June just in case.
I have to hope and believe that one day this hideous depression will lift. It’s very hard to write funny or happy ever after when the world looks so gray and dark.
I’m going to the Mayo to talk about some radical treatments and who knows? Maybe something will finally work.
I love you all and I’m really sorry for yet another delay. Thank you for your kindness and patience.
WOW! My APPLE OF MY EYE is the number ONE free book in the entire Kindle Store! That has never ever happened to me before! Thanks for taking a chance on my quirky funny little series! xoxo
Hey! A snafu for me = a bonus FREE book for you!! Haven’t quite gotten to read APPLE OF MY EYE YET? It’s FREE at all ebook vendors for one week only. Snap it up now!!
SORRY! Just realized the free APPLE OF MY EYE thing only applied to US readers – I’m sorry about that. If you’re international, please get your own free copy of APPLE at this link, good for one week only: APPLE OF MY EYE
This whole year has been an April Fool’s joke, so here’s a moment of Zen instead: Pups enjoying a splash in a pond.
