Posts Tagged ‘ACIMH’
The inescapable dork DNA
ACIMH,* Sunday edition: Me: Will you please fill up the rice canister? There’s a huge bag of jasmine rice on the pantry shelf. College Ninja: *gets giant bag* How do I open this? Me: Scissors Navy Guy: *makes doubtful noise, starts toward kitchen* Me: Judd. Your son is almost 21…
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ACIMH*, the car trip back to college edition: Me: What are you studying? College Princess: French. I have a quiz today. Me: Want me to help? Her: No. You’re all Miss Perfect Pronunciation. It’s annoying. Me: Want me to teach you how to sing the French National Anthem in French?…
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ACIMH*: Me: Just got back-to-back recruitment messages from J-Date and Christian Mingle. Navy Guy: Is there something you want to tell me? Me: Better keep up the good work, buddy. *Actual Conversation In My House photo of us on a date, pre-marriage, to a Navy ball. look how cute we were! 🙂
Read MoreUnappreciated — ACIMH
So I’m learning to cook, in the Better Late than Never category. Tonight I made my first-ever roast chicken, and the Actual Conversation In My House went something like this; Me: I made my first-ever roasted chicken**! Isn’t it beautiful?? Navy Guy: You roasted it upside down. Me: But at least it’s roasted. And beautiful!…
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