And then they ate him…
I have options . . .
ACIMH*:
Me: Just got back-to-back recruitment messages from J-Date and Christian Mingle.
Navy Guy: Is there something you want to tell me?
Me: Better keep up the good work, buddy.
*Actual Conversation In My House
photo of us on a date, pre-marriage, to a Navy ball. look how cute we were! 🙂
Unappreciated — ACIMH
So I’m learning to cook, in the Better Late than Never category. Tonight I made my first-ever roast chicken, and the Actual Conversation In My House went something like this;
Me: I made my first-ever roasted chicken**! Isn’t it beautiful??
Navy Guy: You roasted it upside down.
Me: But at least it’s roasted. And beautiful! And I made my first-ever gravy that turned out great!!
Navy Guy: Too much salt in the gravy.
Me: WELL, AT LEAST I TOOK OUT THE FREAKING PLASTIC BAGS OF GUNK, UNLIKE THAT TIME WITH THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY.