Me: I need to call my boss and get time off since I’ve been exposed to COVID through our daughter (who just tested positive).
Navy Guy: You ARE your boss!
Me: I know, and I’m a hard ass. I may not give me any time off at all, but I’ll have to tell myself I’m quarantining anyway.
Navy Guy: It is scary inside your head, isn’t it?
Me: You have no idea.
*Actual Conversation In My House