ACIMH*, car edition
Me: Look at those two large steel cages in the back of that truck. You just know that guy is a serial killer and that’s where he keeps his victims.
Navy Guy: Would he be so obvious about his murder cages?
Me: Sure. Hide in plain sight! Also, look how muddy the tires and sides of the truck are. that’s because he’s been hanging out at his isolated murder cabin in the woods.
NG: You know, the strangest thing about this conversation is that after 25 years with you I don’t even find it strange anymore.
ACIMH* = Actual Conversation In My House