Me, generally: Do young people get arthritis? Because I have a terrible suspicion that I’m getting arthritis in my right thumb.
Everybody: *crowds around to look at my thumb*
Law School Ninja: Well. You’re not really young, Mom.
Me: Have fun paying for law school, kid.
Him: I have a scholarship
Me: Have fun living in a cardboard box at law school, kid.
*Actual Conversation In My House