THE TOP FIVE WAYS NOT TO START YOUR FIRST DAY AT A NEW HIGH SCHOOL:
- Tell the hottest guy in class that he reminds you of an elf.
- Get enormongo cramps.
- Annoy one of the Populars.
- Make even the geeks pity you.
- Finally get the super powers you thought you’d never have and explode all the windows in English class.
Jessie was SO not wearing tights and a cape!