Superhero Prom

 
Overview

THE TOP FIVE WAYS NOT TO START YOUR FIRST DAY AT A NEW HIGH SCHOOL:

  1. Tell the hottest guy in class that he reminds you of an elf.
  2. Get enormongo cramps.
  3. Annoy one of the Populars.
  4. Make even the geeks pity you.
  5. Finally get the super powers you thought you’d never have and explode all the windows in English class.

Jessie was SO not wearing tights and a cape!

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Superhero Sweet 16

 
Overview

Jessie’s super hero notes:

Take it from me, here are the top things NOT to do on your sixteenth birthday:

  1. Drive your mother’s boyfriend’s sheriff car into the river.
  2. Accuse the team quarterback of setting the school on fire.
  3. Freak completely out when your boyfriend tries for second base.
  4. Tell the League of Liberty that super powers are so yesterday.
  5. Call your best friend’s boyfriend a slimeball.
  6. Explode your sadistic orthodontist’s drill —on purpose.

In spite of Grandma E coming back to town (and wonder what secrets she’s hiding?), a command appearance in front of the League to demonstrate my still-shaky control of my powers, the arsonist who keeps setting fires in my school and in my baby sister Chloe’s school, driving lessons, braces, and – euuwwww! – my mom actually dating, this could be the best sixteenth birthday ever!

If only I survive it.

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